Biting my tongue cz I can't help but diss u.

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once uve been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: right. u shud buy a new mirror.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: i'm sure u can win the world's most beautiful. oh wait, u need to actually be beautiful to even enter!

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: that's because they can't like u for your brain. moron.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: ah. i wonder why you're still here.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: i'm sorry, i don't do sucky music.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: yes, when ur not talking to me.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: uh? oh. i'm actually checking out the guy behind u. ur blocking my view.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: excuse me, do i knw u?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: UNLESS ur my type, don't dream i wud even wanna date u.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: sure, gv it a shot. let's see wht u got.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: not in a million years.

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: hahahahahahahahaha!!! no.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: *roll eyes* ewww.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: ur inexistence.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: uh, get a life! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! pls, ur the ugliest person ever. loser.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: did u hear a fly buzz?

2) You smell like shit!
YR: i think it's ur perfume lah.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: oh, thts ur reflection honey. :)

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: i think ur gna kiss my ass later.

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: aww, thats sweet. did she dump u?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: wow, turns out ur still so full of shit mcm dulu jgk.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: hahahahaha, no way asshole. get lost.

4) Please call me...
YR: hw pathetic cn u be?

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: hahaha, never thot u wr born with feelings!

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thank u. but i still won't buy ur stuff.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: into Shrek?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: ala, 50% je kot. if free xpe jgk.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: ofcourse. no wonder lah xd org nk beli. pfft.

i tag:

anyone yg rase diri nya sarcastic enuf.

Didju miss me?? Ofcourse lah you do, kan?

If your friend liked your ex, what would you do?
* Uh. Go ahead. It's not like he's worth it pun. hahaha!

Name 10 people that you can tell ANYTHING to:
*ohh, they know who they are.

Hows your ex doing?
*wonderful. ouch?

If someone hit you, what would you do?
*hmm, hit back?

Do you know anyone whose name starts with a Z?
*Zarina.

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
*Amie.

When is the last time you touched drumsticks?
*Time skolah2 dulu, sticks Rje.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
*erh, ntah la. i don't count the days or months. it's just long-term or short-term.

Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
*no. but the friend always assumes i am. like whatever?

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
*Leena. tny ape ntah pasal kolej. (oh, tlupe nk call back!)

What are you listening to ?
*dialog drama di TV2. loghat nogori.

What are you excited about?
*i'm not sure. td excited nk on9. nw excited blogging kot.

Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
*hahaha, i hope so. (alwin, i hope ur reading this honey!)

Last movie you watched?
*alahai, x ingat dh. sth sth kt starmovies.

Have anyone ever given you roses?
*ade ade!

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
*uhhhhh..

First person to text today?
*Alwin Iskandar.

What is your favorite color?
*black. slimming oh.

What color are your eyes?
*brown.

How long does it take you to shower?
*depends. hahaha.

Can you speak any other language than English?
*malay bley jgk kn?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
*ohh, mungkin 5 atau kurang.

What do you have planned for tonight?
*mkn mkn mkn. tv tv tv. tdo.

Last thing you ate?
*ice cream mahal weyy, pistachio.

What was last thing you drank?
*teh o ais.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
*midnite eh? hm, tv kot.

Are you left handed?
*rightiee!!

Do you regret anything?
*a few unmentionables.

Tagging is the fun thing friends:
*faleyy, ris, n sape2 je yg trase nk buat. oke?